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Hello, everyone. How are you? I’m sick.

Clip art of person who fell ill

My state is so serious that I am told to be able to live only 5 minutes at best. However, I’m not a man who die here. I’d like to tell you something black by squeezing my last power.
It’s very appealing story although it is Kyoto people’s black.

Well, here we go! Clock up!!

Let me explain! Person who activates clock up mode can act with speed far beyond humans’ abilities. It is the momentary event before the man dies!

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Hey, you, do you know!?When you are told by Kyoto people “You are high spirited” it means something dangerous. For example, the dog you are domesticating keep barking regardless of day or night. Like this.

Clip art of dog barking

On day when I was walking on the street, my neighborhood saluted to me with smile and said so. “Your dog is very high spirited.”Be careful, this does not mean that you are complimented. He or she is making caution to you. “Your dog has been noisy recently, please address that problem.”People would think that Kyoto people are black-hearted by looking and feeling their attitudes. But it is wrong. Kyoto people hate to say straightly “Hey your dog is noisy! I will come to your house and make the dog silent, eternally.”They are beating around the bush considerately. It is not that they are black-hearted. This is a solicitude.

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There are like this else. For example, “In spite of the situation that the saying “dangerous viruses are floating around the world now, please refrain from going out” is common, you were playing in addition to making street drinking in the night downtown.

Ga ~~~ ha ha ha ha!! Yeah ~~~ Yeah!!

Clip art of man and woman making noise in downtown

For example, you told your neighbors proudly. Then your neighbors said such a thing. “What happened to you? Are you fine?”Be careful. It does not mean that they worry you. They are saying this in their heart. “Are you sane? That’s enough!” Although this word is often told as black-hearted I don’t think so. It is only that they are considerate to us after all. Because they hate to say straight, “You are ridiculous, you bastard! I’ll retighten the screw on that rotten head!”

Well, did you understand it? Kyoto people are often told they are black-hearted but it is wrong. They are not devil-minded only being considerate to us. Maybe, this is a lovely point and the character of Kyoto people. For this reason, I like Kyoto people very much ~~~~!!

Pippi ~~~!! Clock up mode was deactivated.

Oh~! Well, it’s the beginning of final time of my life!! Oh, I don’t have a piece of regret in my life. Now, let me go to the unlimited hell ~~~~!!

Illustration of a man wearing a mask and raising his fist

Three, two, one … DEATH!! Dede ~~~ n!! Tanaka fell to the hell at 30:52!! Do ~~~!!!

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