Year-end Hell Martial Arts Taisen Hell E-Sports -Gaming Edition-
Posted date:2021-12-30Author:じゅうべい(Jubei) Transrator:ポンタ(Ponta)
Category:The whimsical and silly novels of the idiot Rambo
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This is the story of a hellish arcade tournament that was broadcast live on the backstage program of the MHK black and white singing contest at the end of a certain year in AD 50XX.
Good! Kill!
Unnoooooo~~, don’t underestimate me as a salaryman!
Destroy! Powerbomb!
Do~~~n!!
Woah, woah, woah, woah…
YOU LOOSE!!
Player 1, amazing bone (skull) depression fracture. Therefore he cannot restart his life too.
Well, who is next challenger? Most of all, who could beat this guy? Player salaryman DEATH Jiro, he won 100 players consecutively now!
Wi~~~~~!!!
The man gave a triumphant yell. Absolute champion of hell’s gaming (competitive fighting game) tournaments, salaryman DEATH Jiro, a.k.a. the reaper-like pay theft.
Many players have been sent to hell for the death wrestling moves that are performed from his overwhelmingly huge body. A forbidden game that should not exist in this world, by hell’s gaming show.
Normal fighting game is just a game that takes place on the game screen. Hitting each other of course doesn’t cause any damage to you or your opponent. But in the forbidden game held in this place, the hellish gaming tournament, such common sense does not apply as if it were a joke. All the damage done comes back to you in a direct attack! The name of the game is virtual fighter.
However, the right to operate the panel controller is solely with the person operating the panel controller. Therefore, players on stage cannot fight at their own will. Absolutely. If the guy controlling it is good, there is no problem, but if he is catastrophically bad at fighting games, the player on stage will have a hell in this world. In the case of Salaryman DEATH Jiro, his on-stage partner is essentially an unemployed world champion who height is 150 cm tall.
However, his other partner, who controls him at the panel, is a charismatic guy who is so good at games that he is called a god gamer. This man has chosen a virtual fighter character, Salaryman DEATH Jiro, to fight. At that moment, the short, unemployed, skinny weak man is transformed into the evilest super salaryman that everyone fears! Into a 2-meter-tall super giant macho salaryman.
Hunger! Bari bori bari bori!
Hi, I’m a venom carnage, bello bello!
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Now, here is your next opponent!The king of all beasts, Lion Mask!! Nobody knows the real face wearing a lion mask. But I hear that the special lion kung-fu that he can perform from his physique is incredible. Can you win, DEATH Jiro?
All right, come on. I’ll cook you personally!!!
Ready fight!!
Panel operation A, B, B, A, → → ←!!
Special! DEATH Jiro Gatling Crusher!!
DEATH Jiro Gatling Crusher is a series of punches with a superhuman destructive power of 2 million tons, which is delivered from his huge body. Therefore, the one who is hit will surely be destroyed!!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do~!!!
Guhhhh ~~~~~!!!
O ~ to ~~! A tremendous storm of superhuman punches hits Lion Mask! This is irresistible~~! Player Lion, blown far away.
YOU WIN!! Perfect!!
Player Salaryman DEATH Jiro, you attained 101 winning consecutively!! This is the last time I’ll ever laugh again!
Yeah!
Author
じゅうべい(Jubei)
Hello everyone. I am Jubei, an earthling whose energy does not stop today. What I like is playing (manga, movies, music (J-Rock, etc.) and visiting cafes). Thank you for your understanding.